I had a dream last night that I met Benny (and I think Hiddles was there near the end?) and we became bff's.
Like, it wasn’t even sexual at all. We were just hanging out doing random shit.
I don’t necessarily remember the beginning of the dream, or how we met.
But at the end of the dream, we were at somebody’s nephew’s sporting event, and it was obviously not Benny’s nephew (or he’s a really shitty uncle), because he thought we were there to see a hockey game (EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS NO ICE…he didn’t like it when I pointed that out to him in the dream…I think I basically was like “hockey with no ice and we’re in a field, mmkay” and laughed in his face and then he pouted). Anyway, I eventually determined we were seeing a football game (American football, which makes very little sense) and we decided that was boring and so we got shitty seats so we could be nearer to the food stands (my subconscious right there, ladies and gents!). So again, I really hope he wasn’t that kid’s uncle. (Frankly, I think it was that kid from Two and a Half Men, so god only knows.)
BUT THEN, and this was the best part, the part that made me excessively upset about waking up…wherever we were sitting was a tv, and they were showing some sports broadcasts, and at one point a commercial comes on. But it’s not a real commercial, it’s just a series of fan-made gifs of Benny’s movies, except with sound. AND they weren’t even real Benny movies, they were ones that my brain just MADE UP. Like at one point he was doing like Disney voice-acting, I guess, because one of the gifs was him being some sort of animated flying insect. And Benny just starts laughing his ass off. In the dream, I was laughing along with him, secretly relieved that he found them funny because some of them verged on the cracky cray-cray stuff we put out in the fandom sometimes. We were legit sitting on concrete floor (because I guess we gave up on real seats?), leaning against the wall, and Benny, Hiddles and I were about to puke from how hilarious these gifs were. And I was planning in my head my Tumblr post about how we were bff’s and he thought our gifs were hilarious and what a nice person he was.
And then I woke up and was severely disappointed by reality.
Remember that time I came home from a party a little tipsy and possibly a hop skip and/or jump away from making bad choices, and settle to tuck myself into bed before I ruin my life, and then A NEW FREAKING CHAPTER OF A REAL FAMILY WAS IN MY EMAIL WAITING FOR ME.
They knew, obviously. They knew I needed it tonight.
I fucking love this fic.
I’m following so many good WIPs right now, and it is possibly the best out of them.
Ughhhhhh so good.
(Also, I read “WIPs” as “whips” and it makes me giggle. I HAVE SO MANY WHIPS.)
Anyway, I’m going to read that now.
And love my life.
And wait patiently for my bf to get home in a freaking week.
I don't...I don't get it. What is Omegaverse? And like, what are Alpha/Beta/Omegas?
I really tried to figure this out on my own. I accidentally stumbled upon a fic, obviously missed the tags where it clearly told me what it was about, and then went “Wtf? Heat? What is…Sherlock’s an omega? I’ve heard that term and I have no idea wtf it means. This fic makes very little sense without that knowledge.”
Normally my thoughts are funnier, but alcohol makes me dumb.
Anyway, I tried googling, I tried asking my one friend when somehow at a party all he and I could talk about was fanfic and gay sex (which is fun because he’s bi and actually DOES this stuff…I am female and therefore cannot have gay sex with a man, unfortunately). Google is useless and he had never heard of it.
PLEASE someone explain it to me. I’m just so confused.